Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.
| Top Scoring | Alphabetical (by beer) | Alphabetical (by brewery) |
| Beer | Brewery | ABV (%) | Comments | Score:/10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Super Bock | Unicer | 5.60 | Pale honey yellow, without head and targets lager boys. Unmalted cereals, with glucose syrups so not a bright lager. | 5.0 |
| Super Bock - Abadia | Unicer | 6.40 | No real sense of aroma, same smooth syrup of the normal Super Bock. Slightly fizzy, enveloping light creamy caramel. | 7.0 |
| Super Bock - Lemon | Unicer | 4.00 | Overiding lemon syrup with strains of Desperados, but with additional sweetness. Similar tannins of whisky beer. | 7.5 |
| Super Bock - Stout | Unicer | 5.00 | Same visual look as cola. Soft coffee cream texture. co2 on side of mouth, smooth feel once this goes. Not stout in the traditional word. | 7.0 |
| Bowling Jack | Unknown | 0.00 | Found in Krakow. Has an edge of bitterness with cuts off any flavour developing. Needs food to divert from this fact. +1 to score if food is present. | 6.0 |
| Primator Zalozeno | Unknown | 0.00 | A far too sour wheat beer. Might be ok for extremists. | 4.0 |
| Rince Cochon | Unknown Flandres | 8.50 | Fragrant and oily beer, with extra hop. Would be considered a good supermarket branded beer, but pretends to be more | 7.0 |
| Punter | Upham | 4.00 | Amber with a homebrewed wort syrup taste. Toasted grain doesn't come through properly. | 6.5 |