Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.
| Top Scoring | Alphabetical (by beer) | Alphabetical (by brewery) |
| Beer | Brewery | ABV (%) | Comments | Score:/10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bier Ambree | Page 24 | 6.90 | A solid amber beer, with all expected accoutrements. Better on tap, though. | 7.5 |
| Jura | Paradox | 15.00 | Overly dark and creamy, with a tight pallet and tayberry feel in mouth and on taste. Notes of dark demorare sugar, but without a full sweetness aftertaste. The whisky cask certainly helps here, and while Jura isn't my favourite Whisky, it's good enoug | 8.5 |
| Paris Blonde | Paris | 6.50 | Musky biterness, touch of sour, golden, low fizz, no head | 7.0 |
| Paris Printemps | Paris | 6.00 | Light and soapy. Not quite wheat, but heading towards it. Bit of hop in the mouth | 7.0 |
| Tabatha | Partners | 6.00 | A flat and slight source dry bitter. Pretends to be a Belgian triple, but is no where near. | 6.0 |
| Dark Arts | Peerless | 4.00 | Coffee and chocolate mild, using 3 different malts. Similar to Tipples Topper in style and quality. | 7.0 |
| Perry - Old no. 1 | Penallt Perry | 5.50 | Slightly cloudy, light orange, feels watered down. Closer to Perry-lite, but accessible | 7.0 |
| Redstreak SV | Perry’s of Somerset | 6.00 | A cider, despite the name. Medium sweet, intoxicating aroma. Good introduction to real cider. | 8.0 |
| Pheonix - Fresh | Pheonix | 3.50 | From Mauritius - selling point 1. Has lemon flavours - selling point 2. Cheap - selling point 3. None convinced me. | 5.0 |
| Arizona | Phoenix | 4.10 | Light golden blonde. Strong hop aftertaste but decent body. Not as dry as the real Arizona. | 7.0 |
| 1850 London Porter | Pitfield | 5.00 | Thin velvet-like tayberry, which opens out in the aftertaste. Still coffee-style bitterness in palate. Better if gulped. | 8.0 |
| Pivo Dubmistr | Pivovar Vyškov | 5.00 | Smoother, darker, almost ale-like Pilsner. (Made through triple mash.) Traces of Debowie Mocne. | 7.0 |
| Temple Brau | Porterhouse | 4.30 | Light, almost candy sugar on tongue (sim Leffe), but very light in comparison. | 8.0 |
| Hop head | Porterhouse | 4.80 | Hoppy (obviously!) with velvet malt and bitter bite on back | 7.5 |
| Brain Blasta | Porterhouse | 7.00 | Golden and compact offwhite head. Sweet aroma and malty taste. Weak fizz and long bitter a/t | 8.0 |
| Redwing | Potton | 4.80 | Red means ruby - ruby in full-bodied visual appeal, ruby in follow through, ruby in the malt and fruit aroma. Quickly dying fruit finish. | 8.0 |
| Bohemia Regent | Prezident | 6.00 | Dark Czech beer, but disappointing since expectant. Nothing to comment, but have after their blond version since the fizz of the former benefits this | 6.5 |
| Bohmeia Regent | Prezident | 4.40 | Very light, thin, almost cider silk, with some bitterness | 6.5 |