Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.
| Top Scoring | Alphabetical (by beer) | Alphabetical (by brewery) |
| Beer | Brewery | ABV (%) | Comments | Score:/10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Ember | H Prick Brewery | 4.60 | Slight red bitterness on side on mouth, although not a particularly great ruby, but it is pleasant in colour. Taste doesn't hold. No aftertaste or bite. | 6.5 |
| Keizer Karel | Haacht | 9.00 | Blonde Belgian beer with truly wonderful aroma. Hoppy and light, but heavy in alcohol. Intriguing. | 8.0 |
| Hacker-Pschorr Braumeister Pils | Hacker-Pschorr | 5.00 | Golden, clear, with head. As good as most other Munich-style beers. | 8.0 |
| Blackeney Red SV Perry | Hacks | 6.20 | Smooth, sweet, rounded, no sticky aftertaste. | 7.5 |
| Fursty Ferret | Hall and Woodhouse | 4.40 | Golden orange colour. Off-white head, and toffee aroma. Fruit, citris,pepper tastes, with a good (but not overpowering) caramel taste. | 9.0 |
| Red hunter | Hammerpot | 4.30 | Flowing red ale with roasted malt, and long finish. Prefix with Red Barn (e.g.) to get an extra coffee hit | 7.5 |
| Old Trip | Hardy and Hansons | 4.70 | Fizzy head, thin but firm bitter taste. Really good bitter on aftertaste. | 7.0 |
| Port Ellen | Hartlands | 6.80 | Whisky cask, dark golden, sharp tartness, especially in aftertaste. Gulp, not sim, to get extra sharp hit. | 7.5 |
| Good King Legless | Harviestoun | 4.50 | Mellow taste, that drops smoothly down, with a bite at the back. Sharp bitterness at back of tongue. Slight scent of orange peel and malt. | 7.0 |
| Old Engine Oil | Harviestoun | 0.00 | Black, no head, molasses, touch of licorice without the aniseed bit (i.e. sugar cane syrup) but moderately thin on quaff, filling out on tonigue with mouthfeel. (Sim. Meantime porter, but better) | 7.0 |
| Schiehallion | Harviestoun | 4.80 | Hoppy, strong and spicy which jumps out; something to remind you that lager can bite. | 8.5 |
| Roisin Tayberry | Heather | 4.20 | Overpowering on Tayberry (whatever fruit that is!) Entirely dependent on whether you like that specific fruit! | 5.0 |
| Blakeney Red | Hecks | 6.50 | Enjoyable tartness, good kick, Wonderful! | 8.5 |
| Kingston Black | Hecks | 8.00 | Strong dry, spicy tang. Tout at back. Single blend cider with a lot of complexity. Cloudy cider withyellow, orange and gold colours. | 9.5 |
| Cider Lady's Finger SV | Hecks | 6.50 | A surprisingly vingery taste, and not that pleasant. Surprising, given the maker. | 5.0 |
| Organic Blonde | Hepworth | 5.00 | Clean golden colour and strong floral aroma. Similar to Asahi. Touch fizzy on start, settles to easy malt base. Lack of real a/t (but unlike Asahi, still strong on palete) | 7.5 |
| Hidden Pint | Hidden Brewery | 3.80 | Mid brown with light hop aroma, and bitter finish. Decent enough, but uneventful | 6.0 |
| Orkney Blast | Highland | 6.00 | Golden fullsome mouthfeel to remind you it's light , but strong biscuit malt a/t ultimately sits heavier on pallet. Woody aroma. | 7.5 |
| Auld Hemp | Highland Brewery | 3.80 | Soft in taste and mouthfeel. Possibly session beer for newbies. Nothing to remember. | 6.0 |
| Hobo | Hobo Beer co | 5.10 | Smooth creamy texturing, but lacking any bite. But it's a craft czech lager in a can!?!? | 6.0 |
| Verboden Vrucht | Hoegaarden | 0.00 | The forbidden fruit with adam and eve label. Melted honey on toast flavour, with fizz. Medium brown husk appearance with shade similar to Grottenbier. Smooth, enjoyable | 8.5 |
| Hoegaarden Rosé | Hoegaarden, InBev | 4.50 | Very fruity nose, very little as it goes down, but very little sweetness. Framboise dies quickly. | 8.0 |
| Panking Pole | Hogan's | 6.20 | With a sharp bite and tanin-lead this is a dry officianado's cider. Golden, cloudy, and strong finish | 7.0 |
| A over T | Hogsback | 9.00 | A strange beer from this, usually traditional, brewery. Very strong in alcohol and flavour, like liquid raisins - which occupy nose and pallet. For dedicated fans only. | 8.0 |
| Pickled Santa | Hopback | 6.00 | Fizzy and spicy, with good over notes. Has feel of Christmas beer, and strong enough to make you fall asleep in front of the fire | 7.5 |
| Taiphoon | Hopback Brewery | 4.20 | Light ale with corresponding light golden colour. Soft foam head, and delicate taste. Primary tang is lemongrass, making it good for mild curries (as anything stronger would destroy the taste) slight fruityness also. Although soft cream and mixed hop tast | 8.0 |
| Ruby Mild | Hopshackle | 5.80 | Dark ruby in colour, with light foam head. Basic malt aromd, but sweet malts means strains of Belgian stout, "Hercule" are here - only without the licorice. | 8.0 |
| Tomos Watkins - Cwrw Haf | Hurns | 4.20 | Ruby amber, moderate foam. Caramel, sparkling co2 mouthfeel, biscuit aftertaste. Some rubber aroma. | 7.0 |
| Fortis rose | Huyghe | 0.00 | Similar to Wittekek rose, not sweet, less strong tastes, can fill cheeks with fruit (like cider) | 7.0 |
| Hydes Trojan Horse | Hydes Brewery | 4.20 | Smooth, non-fizzy texture. Rounded malt taste. Ok balance of bitter-sweet. | 6.0 |